| A Christmas Test
Hello:
One day a kindergarten teacher said to her class of 5 year olds, "I'll give $10 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived".
A little Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was Saint Patrick".
The teacher said, "I'm sorry Sean, that's not correct".
Then a little Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was Saint Andrew".
The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either".
Finally a little Jewish boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ".
The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Elliot. Come up here and I'll give you the $10". As the teacher was giving Elliot his money, she said, "You know, Elliot, considering that you're Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ".
Elliot replied, "Yeah. In my heart, I knew it was Moses, but business is business"..
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