Little David was in his 5th grade class when the
teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman,
etc.
David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the
teacher asked him about his father. 'My father's an exotic dancer
in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the alley
with some guy and make love with him for money.
' The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly
set the other children to work on some colouring, and took
little David aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?'
'No,' said David, 'He plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.'
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