"Counter" punch

KC13 · #1 Nov 5, 2009, 05:20 PM

An elderly man was sitting on his front porch one day, when a young man carrying a paper pad and pencil approached him. Gruffly, the old man asked, "What are you selling, son?" The younger man replied, "I'm not selling anything. I'm with the Census Bureau." "Census Bureau? What's that?" asked the old man. "We're trying to find out how many people live in the United States", said the young man. The old man chuckled and replied, "Well, you're wasting your time with me! I have no idea!"

Catsmine · Nov 5, 2009, 05:22 PM

That was actually funnier the second time I read it.

KC13 · Nov 5, 2009, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Catsmine

That was actually funnier the second time I read it.

Read it again. And again. You'll be ROFL in no time!

Just Dahlia · Nov 5, 2009, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Catsmine

That was actually funnier the second time I read it.

because your older now

Just Dahlia · Nov 5, 2009, 08:16 PM

friend4u178 agrees: HA HA..............you better run JD

No No No We are the same age! or close to it, I was just thinking.... oh never mind.

KC13 · Nov 5, 2009, 08:25 PM

Say...I wonder what happens if you read it BACKWARDS...I think I've stumbled upon the Fountain Pen of Youth...

summer7 · Nov 8, 2009, 08:57 AM

Good one!



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