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Old Oct 13, 2007, 03:28 PM
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ha ha ha

A lady sits down next to a man on a plane. The guy sneezes, takes out his penis, and wipes his penis off. The lady thought maybe it was just a one time thing.

About ten minutes later the guy sneezes again and does the same thing. The lady thinks, "If he does it again I'll confront him."

Fifteen minutes later he does the same exact thing. So she says to him, "Why do you keep doing that?" He says, "I have a disorder, every time I sneeze I have an orgasm."

The lady says, "What are you taking for it?"

He says,"PEPPER!"

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Old Oct 15, 2007, 08:18 PM   #2  
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I knew a guy that had an orgasm everytime he passed gas. Really! And all he ate were beans.
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LOL that's actually possible???? FUNNY
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The farting one definately is, the male G spot is in the *whistles*

Good joke John - you do tell some funny ones.
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