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Old May 17, 2009, 09:17 PM
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i need comeback jokes

im being name called at school and bus (im not a nerd) i have a few comebacks but not alot i need help please

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Old May 17, 2009, 09:34 PM   #2  
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if u just agree with them and with a sorcastic oook and yup thats it it will show them that u dont care and make them look stupid
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Old May 17, 2009, 09:44 PM   #3  
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not relly what i was looking 4 but thanks it will help alot
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Old May 17, 2009, 09:51 PM   #4  
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Well, give us a "for instance." Like, the guy said bla, bla. Your comeback depends upon a lot of things. What are you like? You're not a nerd, you said. Who is it mainly who gives you a hard time? Are his friends joining in?
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im in 6th grade and im in the normal population and the popular kids are makeing me mad and my best friend liam is helping
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What are the popular kids, and Liam doing/saying that makes you angry?
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examples of what they say might help cause I can't think of anything off the top of my head right now.
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Liam is my best friend and we are trying to figuar out something but some how every time when i and liam think of a plan they already got it. there are 3-5 kids that are a pain in my spine. on the last day of school i want to get them good. by the way there is 6 days left. if i get his phone number i can track were he lives and then might TP his house. i need a good comeback or prank. my items i have in my backpack are 3 pens,2 lasers,4 pencils, 1 eracer and a pocet knife. no im not going to stap him.
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i wish i could need help please
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Old May 18, 2009, 07:37 PM   #10  
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I can give you snappy one liners, but I'm not going to give you a plan to vandalize his house or hurt him.

Be the bigger person, walk away.
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