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Old May 17, 2009, 09:17 PM
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i need comeback jokes

im being name called at school and bus (im not a nerd) i have a few comebacks but not alot i need help please

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Old May 18, 2009, 08:54 PM   #21  
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your the best guys
I'm glad we helped. We just don't want to see you do something you'll regret. And we didn't want to hear about you spending your whole summer doing community service because you did something like this out of anger.

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Altenweg agrees: Exactly! There are much better things to do in the summer. :)
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Old May 18, 2009, 09:04 PM   #22  
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Can I get that in writing?

I'm glad we helped.
LOL!!! i realy would. id write it in red ink with my singnatuar
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I'm a little late getting here, Killer, but just remember...

Bill Gates is a nerd. Steve Jobs is a nerd. Together they own the planet.

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Take some time and hire these guys just so you can fire them. Meanwhile you can dream of their humiliation.
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Old May 19, 2009, 08:18 AM   #24  
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If you respond by giving them attention,they will get what they are looking for ,to get a reaction so I say you should just ignore them or laugh when they say something,that will keep them guessing.
Shake your head and laugh and they will wonder.
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Yeah if you don't have a good comeback that is sure to shut them up you most likely will only be fueling the fire.
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it would help with they are saying. im a teen so yah, im good at these kinds of things. can you tell me what they are saying about or to you. it would help me so i can help you.

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N0help4u agrees: yeah it would help me too. I am good at the replies when I hear them but can't come up with an example.
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Old May 19, 2009, 08:57 AM   #27  
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i know that noise is maddening now.

it.

means.

nothing.

long.

term.

you need to believe this...

when one person tries to diminish another... its a power play. but maybe not the one you think.

they do not have power. you do.

they try to tear others down to make themselves feel better. they need to dominate others to feel validated. which means they really are cowards.

i know it doesnt feel like that. but it is the truth.

they have to hurt others to artificially prop themselves up.

you might call them "popular" but they arent as happy as they seem. their actions will catch up to them eventually. you might never see it, but it will.

be ready to accept that there will always be people who try to tear down others to prop themselves up. it will happen in school. it will happen when you have graduated and are working. some people never get beyond this defect... this failure.

one of the most powerful things you can have is confidence. in yourself. it takes a weak person to tear another down to falsely boost their self image.

i know that might not be a great comfort in the middle of all the noise... but i promise you... it is the truth.

whatever they say... it means nothing as long as you let it mean nothing. who gives a damn if they are popular? ten years from now, that will mean NOTHING. they will be stripped of all their false labels...

they are cowards. you dont have to hit back at a coward.

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88sunflower agrees: Perfect. I could not have put it better.
artlady agrees: So very true! They are the ones at the 10 yr.reunion who no ones wants to sit with because they still like to bully people.
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i agree with all of you.
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Just stare them right in the eye and dont flinch. There are alot of people out there who get nervous with eye contact.
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it would help with they are saying. im a teen so yah, im good at these kinds of things. can you tell me what they are saying about or to you. it would help me so i can help you.
like in the morning he comes up and says he say sup retarded fag. then i roll my eyes and say whatever. im not acting like i care but he says i already know that stuiped trick. he said something else besides stupid. he says like the f,h,d and all the other cus words
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