i need comeback jokes

killer777 · May 17, 2009, 09:17 PM

im being name called at school and bus (im not a nerd) i have a few comebacks but not alot i need help please

killer777 · May 18, 2009, 07:57 PM

vandalize hes house yes hurt him no i just want a good joke or prank

Altenweg · May 18, 2009, 07:59 PM

Vandalizing his house isn't a joke or a prank, it's illegal. We can't be a party to that.

You're on your own, but I'd think about it if I were you.

Juvy isn't fun.

nikosmom · May 18, 2009, 08:06 PM

The best advice is to ignore it. Sure easier said than done. But once they see you're not getting upset anymore, it's no longer fun for them.

Ever heard of Eminem? His claim to fame is making fun of himself before others can. That's another route you can go. That'll take the wind outta their sail if you already beat 'em to the punchline.

But vandalism? No. Don't do it. You could get into a lot of trouble. TV makes it look fun but your parents could get into trouble as well. 6 more days- hold on for 6 more days.

killer777 · May 18, 2009, 08:24 PM

ok ok ok i wont vandalize his house but can i TP it

nikosmom · May 18, 2009, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by killer777

ok ok ok i wont vandalize his house but can i TP it

TP'ing is vandalism.

Plus, that's his parents' house. You're going to be bringing both sets of parents (yours and his) into a schoolyard fight. They can file a police report and your parents are ultimately responsible for the clean up. Imagine the trouble you'd be in.

It's 6 more days. Take the high road.

Altenweg · May 18, 2009, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by killer777

ok ok ok i wont vandalize his house but can i TP it

And then he'll do the same thing to you so you'll do something worse then he'll do something worse..... see where I'm going with this?

A real man walks away. Getting revenge is the cowards way. It takes strength to be the bigger person.

You'll see. If you walk away, make him think you couldn't give a damn about him, that he's not worth the effort to do anything, well that's worse then anything you could think of to do. That will get him where it hurts, his ego!

killer777 · May 18, 2009, 08:45 PM

you know what you guys are right i dont want a police report im only 12 thanks without you guys id be in a lot of troble. ill just ignore him 4 six more days -)

Altenweg · May 18, 2009, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by killer777

you know what you guys are right i dont want a police report im only 12 thanks without you guys id be in a lot of troble. ill just ignore him 4 six more days -)

Good for you. Trust me, this will make him even more angry then if you actually did anything.

Six more days, not that long at all.

killer777 · May 18, 2009, 08:49 PM

your the best guys

Altenweg · May 18, 2009, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by killer777

your the best guys

Can I get that in writing?

I'm glad we helped.



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