The Colonoscopy

I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam.
His new nurse, Betty, took me to an examining room
And told me to get undressed and have a seat
Until the doctor could see me.
She said that he would only be a few minutes.

After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down.
While waiting I observed that there were three items
On a stand next to the exam table:
A Tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove and a beer.

When the doctor finally came in I said,
"Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam.
I know what the K-Y is for and I know what the glove is for,

But can you tell me what the BEER is for ?

At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed
Over to the door
He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse......

Darn it Betty !!!!!!!!!!!
I said a BUTT LIGHT"