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Old Apr 24, 2008, 02:26 PM
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Present company excluded.of course.

Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT ?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

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Old Apr 24, 2008, 02:33 PM   #2  
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OMG, ROFL. That is so sad, dont you think !
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Old Apr 24, 2008, 03:34 PM   #3  
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unless you have a really long nose
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So what could you call a really long nose...like...3 inches?
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is that a personal question magprob? you maybe want my opinion? lol
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I'll consider your opinion but, no pictures please.
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good idea to skip the pictures... and i won't ask if that's a gun in your pocket either
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That ain't no gun...I'm just happy to see you!
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LOL!!! ahh, the legacy of Mae West. Maybe they'll name a gun after Charlie, in his honour. The charlston boom boom maybe?
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