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Old Apr 23, 2008, 09:46 PM
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Can you read this?

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

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Old Apr 24, 2008, 08:47 PM   #31  
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Alright Alty, calm down, back away from the monitor and put down the mouse.

Can't make me, no way, not going to happen, I must have my computer. And the mouse is my buddy, can't put him down. Take away my car, take away my clothes, take away my shoes, but leave my computer alone!
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Can't make me, no way, not going to happen, I must have my computer. And the mouse is my buddy, can't put him down. Take away my car, take away my clothes, take away my shoes, but leave my computer alone!

Take away your clothes........................................... ..................................................


so you can sit naked at the computer doing God knows what.
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YIkes I'd hate to see it when you get a power outage or your server goes down!!!

I was on here last night and something was going on with the site, I couldn't answer any posts, I couldn't read any, it was sad. It lasted for 17 minutes, it seemed like 17 days. I think I might be addicted to this site, I may have a problem. Thank goodness there are people here who can help me.
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Take away your clothes........................................... ..................................................


so you can sit naked at the computer doing God knows what.


How do you know I don't already?
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Old Apr 24, 2008, 08:50 PM   #35  
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I was on here last night and something was going on with the site, I couldn't answer any posts, I couldn't read any, it was sad. It lasted for 17 minutes, it seemed like 17 days. I think I might be addicted to this site, I may have a problem. Thank goodness there are people here who can help me.

We will help you, just put down the mouse................hey what are you doing, put that knife down..........


noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Poweroutage tomorrow in Altenweg's neighborhood......ooops....did I say that!
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Giggle. That's a good one Da BigChamp. We have to give you a nickname, Da BigChamp is to much to remember for an old fart like me. How about DaBC, or DBC, Champy? What's your pleasure, which one do you like?
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Poweroutage tomorrow in Altenweg's neighborhood......ooops....did I say that!

Nooooooooooo, anything but that. It already snowed like crazy this week, a power outage would push me over the edge, and one foot and arm are already dangling. Not good!
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I like the second one, the last one seems like a special at Kentucky Fried Chicken. DBC, hmmm has a nice ring to it.


PS: and you are not an old fart.
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Alty, you need help.................just put that knife down.............ok then, stab me, but where are you gonna hide the body. Burying my body would take away valuable AMHD time....................................seriously, put that knife down, I'm getting nervous
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