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    Apr 16, 2007, 05:44 PM
    I can relate to this one after my visit to the State Institution, Can you?
    (P.D. = personality disorder)

    How many Narcissistic P.D. does to take to change a light bulb?
    Just one. To hold the light bulb but he has to wait for the whole world to revolve around him.

    How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a light bulb?
    Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.

    How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a light bulb?
    Just one. But he has to check it 100 times, one for each watt.

    How many Passive Aggressive P.D. does to take to change a light bulb?
    Oops.I can't believe I broke the last one. I guess you'll have to sit in the dark.

    How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a light bulb?
    None, he's still clinging to the old light bulb.

    How many Histrionic P.D. does to take to change a light bulb?
    "You want me to change the light bulb? I could burn my hand! I could be electrocuted! I could fall off the ladder and be paralyzed for life! You don't love me anymore!"
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    Apr 17, 2007, 01:50 AM
    Omg. Lol. Lmasof.
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    Apr 17, 2007, 01:58 AM
    I just love that the first is stated as a guy because they don't have to be Narcissistic to want the world to evolve around them lol
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    Apr 17, 2007, 02:00 AM
    What are you talking about want to? It already does.
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    Apr 17, 2007, 02:01 AM
    Ah well cap your special you admit it lol
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