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The Five Rules

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

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Sounds like my old bosses son
a gf to do his laundry
a gf to do his cooking
a gf to clean his apartment

Just remember one thing about men and women if you never remember anything else

A woman's faults are many
men have only two
everything they say and everything they do!
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LOL...............nice one :-)
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