what are the best, or worst, jokes you've heard from a chrismas cracker, lollypop stick, fourtune cookie....

Da Bigchamp

O, and from the title of the question I thought you wanted to hear jokes about crackers.

raggablue

maybe thats why this thread is so dry......do you know any jokes about crackers?

friend4u178

This goes in the worst category:

Q: Why is a duck?
A: Because one of it's legs is still the same!

I still don't get it :-)

raggablue

that is possibly the worst joke i have ever heard!?!
Q;why is the sky so high?

friend4u178

ok i'm curious

magprob

There were two cannibals eating a clown and one says "Does this taste funny to you?"
No but seriously folks, I can't think of one situation that a cracker would find itself in that would end up as a joke. As a matter of a fact, it would take such a strech of the imagination to come up with a joke about a cracker that the joke would be so flimsy and non reality based that most people would think you were a flaming idiot. Take this for instance:
A cracker walks into a bar... Or: A cracker goes into a whorehouse...Or: There was a white cracker, and Black cracker and a Mexican cracker. You see what I mean? It just doesn't work.

friend4u178

LOL..........I like that Mag

raggablue

two blondes walk into a bar...you'd have thought one of them had seen it.

alatari

What do you call a mob of white people in Alabama?
A lynching.