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Best cracker jokes

Asked Jan 17, 2008, 11:22 AM — 11 Answers
What are the best, or worst, jokes you've heard from a chrismas cracker, lollypop stick, fourtune cookie....

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Jan 17, 2008, 12:00 PM
O, and from the title of the question I thought you wanted to hear jokes about crackers.
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Jan 17, 2008, 12:14 PM
Maybe that's why this thread is so dry......do you know any jokes about crackers?
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Jan 17, 2008, 07:52 PM
This goes in the worst category:

Q: Why is a duck?
A: Because one of it's legs is still the same!

I still don't get it :-)
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Jan 18, 2008, 09:14 AM
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This goes in the worst category:

Q: Why is a duck?
A: Because one of it's legs is still the same!

I still don't get it :-)
That is possibly the worst joke I have ever heard!?!
Q;why is the sky so high?
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Jan 18, 2008, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by raggablue
that is possibly the worst joke I have ever heard!?!
Q;why is the sky so high?
Ok I'm curious
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Jan 19, 2008, 01:32 AM
There were two cannibals eating a clown and one says "Does this taste funny to you?"
No but seriously folks, I can't think of one situation that a cracker would find itself in that would end up as a joke. As a matter of a fact, it would take such a strech of the imagination to come up with a joke about a cracker that the joke would be so flimsy and non reality based that most people would think you were a flaming idiot. Take this for instance:
A cracker walks into a bar... Or: A cracker goes into a whorehouse...Or: There was a white cracker, and Black cracker and a Mexican cracker. You see what I mean? It just doesn't work.
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Jan 19, 2008, 01:33 AM
LOL..........I like that Mag
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Jan 19, 2008, 03:30 PM
Two blondes walk into a bar...you'd have thought one of them had seen it.
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Oct 4, 2009, 02:12 PM
What do you call a mob of white people in Alabama?
A lynching.
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