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Old Jan 17, 2008, 10:22 AM
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best cracker jokes

what are the best, or worst, jokes you've heard from a chrismas cracker, lollypop stick, fourtune cookie....

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Old Jan 17, 2008, 11:00 AM   #2  
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O, and from the title of the question I thought you wanted to hear jokes about crackers.

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mafiaangel180 agrees: lmao!!! i was thinking the same thing.
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Old Jan 17, 2008, 11:14 AM   #3  
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maybe thats why this thread is so dry......do you know any jokes about crackers?
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This goes in the worst category:

Q: Why is a duck?
A: Because one of it's legs is still the same!

I still don't get it :-)

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Old Jan 18, 2008, 08:14 AM   #5  
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This goes in the worst category:

Q: Why is a duck?
A: Because one of it's legs is still the same!

I still don't get it :-)
that is possibly the worst joke i have ever heard!?!
Q;why is the sky so high?
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that is possibly the worst joke i have ever heard!?!
Q;why is the sky so high?

ok i'm curious
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There were two cannibals eating a clown and one says "Does this taste funny to you?"
No but seriously folks, I can't think of one situation that a cracker would find itself in that would end up as a joke. As a matter of a fact, it would take such a strech of the imagination to come up with a joke about a cracker that the joke would be so flimsy and non reality based that most people would think you were a flaming idiot. Take this for instance:
A cracker walks into a bar... Or: A cracker goes into a whorehouse...Or: There was a white cracker, and Black cracker and a Mexican cracker. You see what I mean? It just doesn't work.
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LOL..........I like that Mag
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two blondes walk into a bar...you'd have thought one of them had seen it.
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