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Old Feb 24, 2006, 01:05 AM
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Another one from Chery's daughter

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[SIZE=5]Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a picshure of me taken at my last jobb.
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)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))


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Employer's response:......
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Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check
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RickJ agrees: LOL, no WONDER she's leaning on that tree. She HAS to!
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Old Feb 24, 2006, 02:50 AM   #2  
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Just spilled my coffee.
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Old Feb 24, 2006, 02:53 AM   #3  
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Gosh, I hope it was not too hot!
Having my breakfast too.
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Old Feb 24, 2006, 03:03 AM   #4  
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HI,
Spilled my coffe, too. ....it was hot!
Hire her instantly!
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Old Feb 24, 2006, 04:28 AM   #5  
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Too bad I could not include the animated picture - it was beautiful, of a woman crying... but the story is touching. The pictures are at the end of this story.




[SIZE=4]Why Women Cry..[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]God said:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]"When I made the woman she had to be special.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world,
yet gentle enough to give comfort.
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[SIZE=4]I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."
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Very, very good, Chery.
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Wow! I now feel really guilty for spilling MY coffee. Gee, thanks Chery.
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Anybody else get the feeling that the photo was taken in Rio ????

How depressing- I've got nearlly a year to wait to check it out

(wonder if she'll still be there )
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Taken where...what...ugh...no....I did'nt notice.
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ROFL! What a bunch we have here!
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