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Home > Arts & Leisure > Humor & Comedy   »   The Assassin position has been filled.

 
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The Assassin position has been filled.

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists, two men and a
woman.For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large
metal door and handed him a gun "We must know that you will follow your
instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will
find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!!"The man said, "You can't
be serious. I could never shoot my wife."The agent said, "Then you're
not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."The second
man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the
room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in
his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."The agent said, "You don't
have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."Finally, it was the
woman's turn. She was given the same instruction,to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after
another. They heard screaming, crashing and banging on the walls. After
a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
"The gun is loaded with blanks," she said, "so I had to beat him to
death with the chair."

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Old Apr 2, 2008, 09:12 PM   #2  
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Old Apr 2, 2008, 09:14 PM   #3  
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LOL.............I take it she got the Job :-)
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Old Apr 3, 2008, 04:16 AM   #4  
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LOL...A woman WILL always get the job done! LOL
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having dated a woman who worked for a federal law agency and had firearm training and "sniper vision"... theres just this background she-can-pick-me-off-at-100-yards-if-i-stray thought that kicks around your head. not that i ever was a cheater, but that surely helped me keep proper form. =)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by magprob
"The gun is loaded with blanks," she said, "so I had to beat him to
death with the chair."
I like that dedication to the job !
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Old Apr 4, 2008, 09:38 PM   #7  
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The woman listened to the instructions carefully.
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I would love to see that as a scene in a movie and see the look on the guys face when she said what she said!
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omg! rofl!
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Exactly why I don't date woman who work for the government or military.
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