| The Assassin position has been filled.
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists, two men and a
woman.For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large
metal door and handed him a gun "We must know that you will follow your
instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will
find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!!"The man said, "You can't
be serious. I could never shoot my wife."The agent said, "Then you're
not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."The second
man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the
room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in
his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."The agent said, "You don't
have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."Finally, it was the
woman's turn. She was given the same instruction,to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after
another. They heard screaming, crashing and banging on the walls. After
a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
"The gun is loaded with blanks," she said, "so I had to beat him to
death with the chair."
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