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Old Jul 30, 2007, 04:51 AM
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Any advise?

Last night, I planted bird seed. This morning there was a bird. What do I feed it?

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Old Jul 30, 2007, 04:55 AM   #2  
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I advise you stop telling jokes
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Old Jul 31, 2007, 09:41 PM   #3  
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Yea? Well last night I planted Pussywillow seeds. When what ever is going to grow, grows, I'll feed your bird to it.
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Old Jul 31, 2007, 09:43 PM   #4  
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I suppose birdseed would not be the answer , now would it?
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Bird seed!
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aw cute joke.
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Yea? Well last night I planted Pussywillow seeds. When what ever is going to grow, grows, I'll feed your bird to it.

Are you the dude that gave me my first prank phone call almost 30 years ago?
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