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Old Feb 24, 2006, 01:05 AM
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Another one from Chery's daughter

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[SIZE=5]Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a picshure of me taken at my last jobb.
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Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check
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RickJ agrees: LOL, no WONDER she's leaning on that tree. She HAS to!
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Old Apr 11, 2006, 06:52 AM   #11  
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LOLLL well I think the photograph has been edited. The girl's b**bs look fuzzy compared to the rest of her body. Thanks for sharing this though Chery, it's priceless!!

Hope you're soon back with us, btw!
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Old Apr 11, 2006, 08:06 AM   #12  
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I thought the reason they look fuzzy was that when you look at them your heart rate speeds up to the point that your blood pressure puts excessive pressure on the optical nerve which makes everything look kinda fuzzy.
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Old Apr 11, 2006, 10:34 AM   #13  
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hahaha..that was great Chery girl! totally got a kick out of that one.
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Old Apr 11, 2006, 10:25 PM   #14  
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I thought the reason they look fuzzy was that when you look at them your heart rate speeds up to the point that your blood pressure puts excessive pressure on the optical nerve which makes everything look kinda fuzzy.
Magprob,
Not inour case: Chava, bizygurl , and me.
In any case, it's good I don't have to apply to a tieapist job, with my tieaping skills and thw way my othe up-sets are doing!
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It appears to me that there is no one, single, concrete answer for anything since anyone can interpret anything differently to the slightest degree. Slicing hairs, if you will. If of course, they are just here to argue! I find it mildly amusing while working in my office, to get away from my work for a moment and interact here. Then I remember that I am happy I work alone and do not have to deal with the public!
This post is completely unrelated to anything other than the fact that it is secret encoded subversive instructions for taking over the world. I have taken complete control of your mind. Drop your remote control and follow me. No! You may not bring your game boy!!!
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Chery that really is priceless lol !!!! I'm with Orange the boobs look a lil fake but still good.....
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Old Apr 13, 2006, 01:18 AM   #17  
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I'd hate to dampen your appetites lads...... but.........

On closer inspection of the waist/thighs region methinks we could be studying a She-male here
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Oh Jonegy, you just dropped a really big turd in the punch bowl! Yiiikkkkes!
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