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[size=4]This is for all you football fans..... [/size] [size=4]
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old
man passes
gas
and says, "Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football."
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown,
tie
score."
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and
says, Aha.
I'm
ahead 14 to 7".
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and
says,Touchdown, tie
score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and
says,"Field
goal,
I lead 17 to 14."
Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten
by a
woman, so
he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable,
he gives it
everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, "What the hell was that?" The old man says,
"Half time,
switch sides...............[/size]
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