| Anonymous reply: If you're not having fun, what's the point?
If you're not having fun, you're probably paying less taxes. Everybody knows that. You need a more experienced accountant. Hangin' out is great, what with the nice weather we're having lately. But soon, the winds of change will bring a chill to the air, forcing us all to...hang in. And stare out. And regale ourselves with tales of hangout days gone by. I'm practicing already. Nice to meet you. I'm 33. Pretty sure anyway. The date on the driver's license doesn't appear to have been tampered with. Glad I got that problem solved. Damn squirrels... Where did you go? Hello? Hel-...oh hell, there you are! Sorry, I was staring at my shoelaces again. I don't trust 'em. Some people just don't know when a prank has gone too far...and some do, but just can't stop themselves. Remember the Yugo? There you go. First owner's manual EVER to suggest leaning forward when driving uphill. You did mention something about warped, right? 'Cause I hate when my columns appear in the middle of the "Help Wanted" classifieds. Most unfaithful readers you'll ever find, the unemployed. This would be the worst run-on sentence in the history of literature, if not for the punctuation. I hope I'm not writing too fast for you. Just trying to get the most out of this keyboard before the warranty expires. And...3, 2, 1,...there it goes. Damn! As if on cue, the "z" key just broke off! Maybe 'Rosetta Stone' software can teach me a new language with only 25 letters. And hook me up with some friends in a country that speaks it. Do you like Led eppelin? What's your favorite animal at the oo? Mine's the ebra. I appreciate you taking the time to read this even though I can't afford to pay you. Things will change, though, once that book deal comes through. The local phone company will pay me 28 cents for each one I deliver. And this year, they've promised me TWO culs-de-sac. There are some things I need before we go splurging. Nice talkin' to ya. You're a really good listener. Do you like pi a?
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