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Adam_89 joke selection (merged)
THE WEDDING NIGHT

Paul and Mary get married
But couldn't afford a honeymoon -
So they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house
For their first night together.

In the morning
Johnny - Paul's little brother -
Gets up and has his breakfast.

As he is going out of the door
To go to school - he asks his mom
If Paul and Mary are up yet.

She replies - No.

Johnny asks - Do you know what I think ?

His mom replies - I don't want to hear
What you think !

Just go to school.

Johnny comes home for lunch
And asks his mom -
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?

She replies - No.

Johnny says - Do you know what I think ?

His mom replies - Never mind what you think !

Eat your lunch and go back to school ..

After school - Johnny comes home and asks again -
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?

His mom says - No.

He asks - Do you know what I think ?

His mom replies - Ok - now tell me what you think

He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the
Vaseline and I think..

I gave him my airplane glue.

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Old Sep 24, 2009, 05:54 PM   #71  
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sounds like he was hoping more people would be drinking and driving so he could meet his quota.

Note to all....get wasted and drive, it makes some cops happy.
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Oh, the dog gets let in first. Cute. Like that.
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very amusing!
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obviously!
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how pitty!
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Too bad the bad word was censored out.

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adam_89 agrees: Sorry about that, It should be fixed now.
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i needed a good laugh. thanks
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It is getting closer to Halloween so I thought it couldn't hurt
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Quote:
Originally Posted by southerngalps View Post
george bush and bill clinton getting it on...lol...the visions.
Not something I wanted to envision
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Thanks for pointing that out NK. I didn't even read through it to see if it had any, I just posted it because I read it when I recieved it in email awhile back. It should be fixed now.
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