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Sep 23, 2009, 11:10 AM
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THE WEDDING NIGHT
Paul and Mary get married
But couldn't afford a honeymoon -
So they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house
For their first night together.
In the morning
Johnny - Paul's little brother -
Gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door
To go to school - he asks his mom
If Paul and Mary are up yet.
She replies - No.
Johnny asks - Do you know what I think ?
His mom replies - I don't want to hear
What you think !
Just go to school.
Johnny comes home for lunch
And asks his mom -
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
She replies - No.
Johnny says - Do you know what I think ?
His mom replies - Never mind what you think !
Eat your lunch and go back to school ..
After school - Johnny comes home and asks again -
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
His mom says - No.
He asks - Do you know what I think ?
His mom replies - Ok - now tell me what you think
He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the
Vaseline and I think..
I gave him my airplane glue.
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Sep 25, 2009, 10:51 AM
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| ewwwwww |
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Sep 25, 2009, 10:53 AM
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| I just don't understand why I have to picture everything! 
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Sep 25, 2009, 10:57 AM
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| Why do women wear make-up and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smelly.  | |
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Sep 25, 2009, 10:57 AM
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| LMAO ! I love it,I didn't see that coming! | |
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Sep 25, 2009, 11:02 AM
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#115
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| I hope thats not true | |
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Sep 25, 2009, 11:15 AM
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| Nice | |
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Sep 25, 2009, 11:16 AM
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#117
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| Don't you just love the twist in jokes? | |
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Sep 25, 2009, 11:26 AM
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Pay to call Curlyben for advice ($1/min) | >25 threads merged<
Blimey bordering on a tinned meat product there  | |
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Sep 25, 2009, 11:30 AM
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| Sorry to cause you so much trouble Ben! | |
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Sep 25, 2009, 11:35 AM
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Pay to call Curlyben for advice ($1/min) | No worries, better to post all on one thread | |
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