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$100 -taxes

Subject: $100

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and .
Prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.







WhenThe postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they decided to Send it to the President.
The president was so amused that he instructed hissecretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.


The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.





The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you





Note to God, which read:

Dear God:

Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for





Some reason you sent it through


Washington






DC



! ., and those azzholes deducted $95.00 in taxes




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Old Aug 7, 2008, 07:51 PM   #2  
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Love it Tal, absolutely love it.
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very funny!
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lol.. that's great!
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hehe, that was so funny.
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