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    jep1982 Posts: 9, Reputation: 1
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    Jun 11, 2006, 11:48 PM
    10 husbands, still a virgin
    A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.

    On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you were married 10 times?"

    "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative: He kept telling me how great it was going to be."

    "Husband #2 was in Software Services: He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me."

    "Husband #3 was from Field Services: He said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up."

    "Husband #4 was in Telemarketing: Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver."

    "Husband #5 was an Engineer: He understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method."

    "Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration: He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not."

    "Husband #7 was in Marketing: Athough he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it."

    "Husband #8 was a psycologist: All he ever did was talk about it."

    "Husband #9 was a Gynecologist: All he did was look at it."

    "Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector: All he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

    "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

    "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"


    A friend of mine gave me this joke and I thought it was hilarious, therefore decided to share with all of you!
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    Jun 12, 2006, 04:03 AM
    Very GOOD!!
    Thanks for sharing.

    Here's another:
    There was a dead man lying on the highway, hit by a truck. About 50 ft away was a dead skunk.
    A Highway Patrolman was stopped at the scene, and a man stopped also.
    The man asked "What Happened?"
    The Patrolman said "Dont know, but he's a lawyer".
    The man asked "How do you know that?"
    "There's skid marks by the skunk!".
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    Jun 12, 2006, 05:42 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by jep1982
    "Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector: All he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
    BUWAHAHAHAHA loved this part:D :D
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    Jun 19, 2006, 11:27 PM
    !! XD
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    Jun 20, 2006, 01:26 AM
    That's real good made me laugh so hard lol thanks 4 that I think I needed that :)
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    Feb 1, 2008, 11:25 AM
    Lol that is a good one. I love jokes. People do have to post more. Lol
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    Feb 1, 2008, 09:27 PM
    She should have married a carpenter like me. She would'a got nailed.
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