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Wanted: Your Favorite Short Halloween Stories and Jokes!"
For some of us, the observance of the holiday of Halloween is almost here! I am just looking for people to share some favorite short, maybe scary - maybe not, Halloween stories and fun Halloween jokes. Simple jokes, rhymes, riddles, silly, childish, etc. Just a catch-all of some of what you might enjoy on the side of having fun on Halloween! Some short stories would really be nice!
Here are some examples:
Why did the ghost cross the road?
Answer: To get to "THE OTHER SIDE"
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
What ghost helped the Little Leaguers win their game?
THE TEAM SPIRIT!
The only Halloween story I know by heart is the one about the severed head hanging by a rope and thudding against the side of the car that two amorous teenagers have parked under a huge, spreading tree deep in a cornfield.
The dry stalks rustle in the night breeze. As the couple is rapturously necking, a somewhat soft and liquidy noise is heard.
*thud*
*thud*
*thud*
*thud*
The noise seems to be coming from right outside the car, like something is hitting against it. Maybe it's a tree branch. The boyfriend gets out of the car to investigate. She waits patiently, but he doesn't return.
Then, the girl, worried about the boy, gets out of the car to look for him.
The ending is too scary and upsetting to tell here.
oh do tell do tell!!! ^.^ gorry stories are so much fun!
I agree! Why keep us in suspense?
As you say in your profile "Don't make me stand up and walk over there!" don't make me have to come over there and shake the ending out of you! You're practically next door to me, you know?!
If you have a couple of hours free before Halloween, read "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow" by Washington Irving. Ichabod Crane and the "Headless Horseman" will put you in the mood.
lol yup yup (p.s. what you all think of my story so far? I'm trying to remember the rest of it... I haven't gone over the story since I moved out of the trailer park when I was 13)
As will the Halloween movies.... Micheal Myers... the most wonderful horror movie villan in history far as I'm concerned ^.^ and though I absolutely LOVE Rob Zombie... I didn't bother seeing his version of Halloween.... I saw they changed the mask.. and that was enough to make me not want to see it -_- you don't... change the mask... plus I heard it was all blood and no plot... not to mention all the female characters looked like they could have been in a porno....
I agree. Why change things that already made the movies hits?
Exactly and Micheal was not all about blood and horror, he was just scary!! Mainly because the way he killed people was in ways that anyone could do! (Like when he killed the girl in her car with wire in the first movie) He's my all time favorite person (next comes jason and then comes freddy :P... freddy scared the out of me when I was little though... same with chucky..). And again.... you don't change the mask... the mask is timeless!!!!!!!!! I've been trying to get my hands on an authentic one for years because I'm such a big fan! Unfortunately the only one I found that looked like the original mask at all was over 500 dollars!!!!! How to people who collect movie parahonelia afford to collect this stuff!?
Sun shined through the branches of the dead trees, a small spot shining on Phillips face. His eyes flickered and opened and he stared up through the trees. His eyes widened as he remembered the night before, his hand flying to his neck. Nothing. Was it all a dream? Maybe he just fell of his horse and hit his he-- Phillips eyes widened and he held back a cry as he saw Charles laying on the ground only a little ways away from him. He saw the spot on his friends neck where he had been previously bitten, it had disappeared completely but now as his friend lay dead it was back. Did the creature from last night get him as well, one last kill before it died? No... it wasn't that... Phillip saw the stab wound in his friends shirtless chest. It seemed like an eternity before the realization hit. His friend... he had killed his friend... Charles had been the creature... Charles... had been a werewolf. Phillip's hand went to his neck again to feel for the bite marks his friend had left. They weren't there... but how long had he been laying here? Could he have been here long enough for them to disappear?
Phillip stood... What was he going to do? Tell his father of what had happened? No. Tell of Charles death? No, he would have to explain what had happened then. But wait... what if he told his father of Charles death... but said a wolf had gotten him? The bite marks were back so it was not to hard to imagen... and his were gone so he would not have to reveal what had happened to him. Yes... that was what he would do. Phillip walked by Charles, "I'm sorry my friend..."
Phillip ran from the scene in the direction he believed to be his home. Eventually he got home. His father was there.. waiting outside ready to yell. After his father's screaming, Phillip told of what had happened. Of course the courses of going out and finding the body and having a decent burying proceeded. Everything ended the day before Irenie was to arrive.
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