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Home > Society & Culture > Holidays & Observances   »   Wanted: Your Favorite Short Halloween Stories and Jokes!"

 
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Old Oct 25, 2007, 10:15 PM
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Wanted: Your Favorite Short Halloween Stories and Jokes!"

For some of us, the observance of the holiday of Halloween is almost here! I am just looking for people to share some favorite short, maybe scary - maybe not, Halloween stories and fun Halloween jokes. Simple jokes, rhymes, riddles, silly, childish, etc. Just a catch-all of some of what you might enjoy on the side of having fun on Halloween! Some short stories would really be nice!

Here are some examples:

Why did the ghost cross the road?
Answer: To get to "THE OTHER SIDE"

What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!

Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!

What ghost helped the Little Leaguers win their game?
THE TEAM SPIRIT!

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Old Nov 7, 2007, 07:51 PM   #151  
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Now you are really creeping me out, Stringer!
Wonder, I haven't told this story to too many people. There is something that my Mother told me after I told her what was going on. She simply said "listen to me, don't talk about this, you will bring them back, they can attach themselves to you and follow you wherever you go.."

So I have pretty much stopped telling people. When I did tell everyone that would listen shortly after it all happened, people had many different reactions. But since I swear this happened, I came to realize that most did believe me because I was telling the truth. I found people staring in my face to see if I WAS being truthful. And in most all of them I could see that they did believe me. Funny, but after a while that gave me some reassurance, some peace of mind, that some really did.
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Clough where are you lately?
Reading your story that has taken me forever to get to.

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Stringer agrees: Agree.....I know that I can be rather windy.
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Stringer, you are NOT windy! You are an excellent story teller! Had me on the edge of my seat, and I LOVE stuff like this! You had me caught up in it from the word "go".

For the record... I believe you.

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Stringer, you are NOT windy! You are an excellent story teller! Had me on the edge of my seat, and I LOVE stuff like this! You had me caught up in it from the word "go".

For the record... I believe you.

Hugs, Didi
Thank you Gram, as I said it is reassuring that people do. Not many, but some over the years have laughed or believed that it wasn't true. I can again tell you that it was (period)

When I think of those instances where people didn't I think possibly that they did but it made them feel better or even safer if they said they did not.

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