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    Fr_Chuck Posts: 81,301, Reputation: 7692
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    #1

    Jun 2, 2006, 05:43 AM
    Hair Loss (for fun)
    I seem to be getting somewhat less hair all the time,

    Since as an American nothing can be my fault, I must there fore blame someone. I have been trying to decide, anyone have an opinion of who I should blame.

    1. Oil companies because of the price of gas

    2. President Bush ( just because I can)

    3. John Kerry ( but who would care)

    4. Secret government experiment on fat middle aged men

    5. Next strain of deadly virus

    6. Food producers for putting additives in our food

    7. Islam ( but not the american ones of course)

    8. Ask me Help Desk for all the worry of these questions.

    9. Global warming and go picket some place that no one cares about

    10.. . you can fill in the plant


    Have fun
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    NeedKarma Posts: 10,635, Reputation: 1706
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    Jun 2, 2006, 05:58 AM
    Since you're an American it's your duty to not only blame others but sue the crap out of them - that's the American way.
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    Jun 2, 2006, 06:45 AM
    As a Brit my response to all this blame is, pass my hat that'll keep my head warm ;)
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    Illusion Posts: 195, Reputation: 33
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    #4

    Jun 3, 2007, 03:05 AM
    Fr - Chuck - you crack me up! You totally rock!! Love, Illusion.
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    magprob Posts: 1,877, Reputation: 300
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    Jun 9, 2007, 12:06 AM
    I'm not going bald, I just have a long face. A very long face.
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    Jun 14, 2007, 07:12 AM
    Aww, come on Fr. Chuck. I thought I knew you better than that... If you were truly an Amercian like the rest of us, you would just blame all of them; ITS Everyone's FAULT BUT MY OWN BLAH BLAH I HATE YOU ALL BWHAHAH ;).
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    May 17, 2008, 01:30 AM
    I would say blame them all, they all play a part in pulling your hair out...
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