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    #181

    Jan 26, 2010, 08:26 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Okay, pictures taken with underwater disposable camera.

    These were taken 14 years ago, so I'm sure the quality of cameras out there is much better now.

    Also, I was a B cup then. Don't laugh.

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    I'm sure there's a joke about water wings or flotation devices in there somewhere :rolleyes:
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    #182

    Jan 26, 2010, 08:27 PM

    ALTYALTYALTYALTYALTYALTYALTYALTY!! I found something I HAD to share with you ^_^
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    #183

    Jan 26, 2010, 08:30 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    im sure theres a joke about water wings or flotation devices in there somewhere :rolleyes:
    There is! :p

    Rod can't swim, which is why I wrote what I did under his picture.

    The way that the reef is, everyone floats. That's the first time in his life that he went into a body of water and didn't walk in or out. ;)
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    #184

    Jan 26, 2010, 08:31 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    ALTYALTYALTYALTYALTYALTYALTYALTY!!! i found something i HAD to share with you ^_^
    LMAO! Yup, that sounds about right. ;)
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    #185

    Jan 26, 2010, 08:41 PM

    I post my picture and everyone leaves!

    Typical! :(

    Beer?

    Anyone?

    Fine! Go live your life, see if I care! ;)
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    #186

    Jan 26, 2010, 08:44 PM

    Nice B cups :D
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    #187

    Jan 26, 2010, 08:51 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Nice B cups :D
    You should see them now.

    Wait, you already did! :eek:

    Oops! ;)
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    #188

    Jan 26, 2010, 08:53 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I post my picture and everyone leaves!

    Typical! :(

    Beer?

    Anyone?

    Fine! Go live your life, see if I care! ;)
    Still here,

    How dare you insinuate I have a life, I take offence at that :D
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    #189

    Jan 26, 2010, 08:57 PM

    I really should post pictures of my legs after that particular excursion. Coral and Alty don't mix.

    Have I ever told you that I have a fear of fish? Really! I do! I'm not fond of swimming in water with fish. I'm better now, but back then I was positively phobic!

    There are tons of fish in that area. You can feed them. They're not afraid of people, blasted things. You can buy food at the concession and they'll eat out of your hands! I wish someone had told me that before we went.

    Anyway, the further out you go, the bigger the fish. So, being adventurous and wanting to overcome my phobia, we went as far out as we could (without Rod drowning). I'm taking pictures and feeling pretty darn good because I have the protection of the camera (yes, my mind works that way, and if I close my eyes the boogy man won't see me!) when I spot a huge black fish with teeth the size of my fingers! Okay, it may have been smaller then that, but water magnifies things!

    Anyway, I freaked out! I swam over to Rod and literally tried to climb on top of him, screaming "Get me out of the water! Get me out of the water!"

    Remember, Rod can't swim, so of course he went under and in true heroic fashion, he tried to pry my arms off his back so he could save himself.

    He gave up after finding out that I my phobia made me much stronger then a drowning man. So he dragged my butt back to shore.

    Sadly the waves were coming in and we got knocked around, mainly me, and I ended up getting very scratched up from the coral.

    Apparently that's dangerous, can lead to infection and possible amputation.

    Damn fish! :(
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    #190

    Jan 26, 2010, 08:58 PM

    I would just like to say a quick HELLLOOO to all of my amhd friends and leave my mark! :D Now I'm off the bed ;) Take care all!
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    #191

    Jan 26, 2010, 09:02 PM

    Hi rank, good to see you, its been a while :)

    Take care, good night :)
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    #192

    Jan 26, 2010, 09:07 PM

    Hi Rank. :)

    Bye Rank. :(
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    #193

    Jan 26, 2010, 09:09 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I post my picture and everyone leaves!

    Typical! :(

    Beer?

    Anyone?

    Fine! Go live your life, see if I care! ;)
    I didn't leave. I'm busy finding ammo to spam the humor forum. You should go look ^_^
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    #194

    Jan 26, 2010, 09:14 PM

    I'll take a look HH. :)

    Bear... beer?

    M went awol, you're my new beer boy. :)
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    #195

    Jan 26, 2010, 09:16 PM

    ::whistling::
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    #196

    Jan 26, 2010, 09:17 PM

    M's still here to fetch you beer alty, remember he sits in the corners where its dark, and his fur is dark, so just because you can't see him doesn't mean he's not there :)
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    #197

    Jan 26, 2010, 09:18 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    ::whistling::
    Okay, you either tell me how you do that or I'll torture it out of you! :(

    Come on, this is the perfect opportunity for you to teach me something. These opportunities are rare, after all, I already know everything. ;)
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    #198

    Jan 26, 2010, 09:18 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    M's still here to fetch you beer alty, remember he sits in the corners where its dark, and his fur is dark, so just because you can't see him doesnt mean he's not there :)
    A rolled up newspaper and a treat will get him out of that corner. ;)
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    #199

    Jan 26, 2010, 09:19 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    m's still here to fetch you beer alty, remember he sits in the corners where its dark, and his fur is dark, so just because you can't see him doesnt mean he's not there :)

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    #200

    Jan 26, 2010, 09:21 PM

    M, that's just creepy! :eek:

    I'm going to dream about that! :eek:

    Damn, he's still looking at me! :eek:

    Quick, someone type something so we get to the next page! :eek:

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