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How do you get rid of a dead body?

Asked Nov 17, 2008, 10:13 AM — 61 Answers

Don't worry, I didn't kill anyone, and I know this is a bit morbid BUT...

I have drama at school, and I chose it, because all my friends went etc. But it is a really stupid subject, with a really stupid teacher.

Okay, and she like gave us this task:

"How do you get rid of a dead body without anyone noticing?"

She is doing some sort of play and I guess she ran out of ideas... Well, do you have ANY ideas, because I don't.

Thanks.

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Fr_Chuck Posts: 72,624, Reputation: 37036

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Nov 17, 2008, 11:33 AM

One bite at a time.

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KISS Posts: 12,602, Reputation: 4378

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Nov 17, 2008, 11:49 AM

There are plenty of real life examples. Cutting up is popular. Rolled up in a rug. Dumped at sea. Burying. Storing in a freezer. Incineration (smell).

There seems to always be a way to find the guilty party. One thing that they always mess up on is the cutting up method.

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Nov 17, 2008, 11:50 AM

What I usually do is [edited to remove gruesome details].

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southerngalps Posts: 1,317, Reputation: 598

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Nov 17, 2008, 11:54 AM

Are you sure you don't have a body in your freezer waiting to be moved?

J/k

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dave146 Posts: 161, Reputation: 15

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Nov 17, 2008, 01:16 PM

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are you sure you don't have a body in your freezer waiting to be moved?

J/k

Absolutely positive

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spitvenom Posts: 1,269, Reputation: 1888

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Nov 17, 2008, 01:20 PM

If you have showtime watch Dexter He knows how to get rid of a body.

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dave146 Posts: 161, Reputation: 15

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Nov 17, 2008, 01:31 PM

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If you have showtime watch Dexter He knows how to get rid of a body.

Yeah! Good idea!

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Kia Posts: 276, Reputation: 68

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Nov 17, 2008, 01:46 PM

I'm suspect of your teacher..lol

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excon Posts: 21,005, Reputation: 15485

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Nov 17, 2008, 01:48 PM

Hello dave;

Isn't that what a wood chipper is for?

excon

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