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Old Jan 18, 2008, 06:48 AM
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What am I
I have streets but no pavements
I have cities but no buildings
I have forests but no trees
I have rivers yet no water

What am I

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Old Feb 23, 2008, 02:47 AM   #31  
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I don't understand this one:

new one.
3 men in a boat after being shipwrecked
they have nothing
no clothes
no possesions
just two cigaretts.

they throw one of the smokes overboard




...thus...


their boat becomes one ciggarett lighter


I am a little dim.lol
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Old Feb 23, 2008, 03:24 AM   #32  
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A cig lighter..........get it....a lighter to light their cig.........it is a play on words.....like the boat got lighter in weight....but it means "one cigarette lighter" literally........get it now?? They can light the cigarette.........yes, it was corny.......but we love corny!

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Old Feb 23, 2008, 03:25 AM   #33  
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haha oh aye now I feel stupid.lol Thanks for that!lol And yes, very corny!!!
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Duh! The match!
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Old Mar 20, 2008, 07:19 AM   #35  
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the match
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Old Mar 25, 2008, 06:09 AM   #36  
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Quote:
Originally Posted by raggablue
i once met a man on his way to st ives
who told me that he had seventeen wives
and each of his wives had seventeen sons
and each of those sons had seventeen brides
how many people were going to st ives?
one person went to st ives
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Old Mar 25, 2008, 06:22 AM   #37  
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I am white and hard. Animals and humans use these everyday. What am I?
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Old Mar 25, 2008, 06:27 AM   #38  
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bones?
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Old Mar 25, 2008, 06:32 AM   #39  
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My ex boyfriend??
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Old Mar 25, 2008, 06:36 AM   #40  
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mafiaangel180, animals use your ex everyday? Lol

No not bones...

...but it could be. Makes sense.

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