Quotes that have influenced your life

Wow Sneezy, time to get to work on that. Wait, you know shoes, you know hair products, I think you're doing just great.

"If you want to reach a state of bliss, then go beyond your ego and the internal dialogue. Make a decision to relinquish the need to control, the need to be approved, and the need to judge."

Deepak Chopra
(I apologize "Love Guru")

"It is good to be solitary, for solitude is difficult; that something is difficult must be a reason the more for us to do it"

" I hold this to be true the highest task for a bond between two people; that each partner protects the solitude of the other"

"Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among the simple and quiet words that sometimes do you good. Her life may also have much sadness and difficulty, that remains far beyond yours. Were it otherwise, she would never have been able to find these words."

Rainer Maria Rike quotes.

"I'm here to kick @ss and chew bubblegun, and I'm all out of bubblegum."
--some...movie...

"Are you out of your mind?"
"No sir, I'm just out of bullets."
--some...movie...again.

"Madness? THIS! IS! SPARTAAAA!"
--300...and...me, some...drunk...night, right before I kicked some poor kid down a stairwell...

Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.


~Anne Morrow Lindbergh

* I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it.

* Love others when they least deserve it. Because that's when they really need it.

"You have to lick a FEW things to get there."
--anonymous until they fess up

"Excuse me. You smell nice. Can I lick you? I'm going to lick you."
--same..anonymous person

* When your past love is still strapped on your heart ,don't start another love!

* The easiest way to not get hurt is to not care... But that's the hardest thing to do.

* Sometimes we should give our feeling wings and let it fly away!

* Choose always the way that seems the best, however rough it may be

Some of these are quite funny.............

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let himkeep her.

Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.


By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates


Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Dumas

The great question... Which I have not been able to answer... Is, "What does a woman want?

Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

James Holt McGavran


"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."

Patrick Murray


Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Henny Youngman


My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield


A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Anonymous


A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he
Received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."


Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

"Our attitude towards others determines their attitude towards us. "