what is the best way to break an old dishwasher?

tickle

i get it. You are tired of that old thing and you want a new one, so you want to break this one that is sort of hanging on for dear life and still doing a good job, probably looks really bad too, eh ? Just do it. I got a new one because my old dishwasher wouldnt give up the ghost but looked like h*! Anyway, your new one will have a lot more room then the old one, my new one does.

I was going to start off by saying....."retire him".