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Charming Off Warts

Asked May 1, 2009, 05:24 AM — 37 Answers
When I was 12 years old, I had 3 warts on my hands. I hated them. They were there for years. One in the middle of one hand and two on the other hand. My friend told me her grandfather could charm them off. We walked to her grandfather's house and he spit on his finger and went around each wart and quoted something from the Bible. I tried to remember what he said but couldn't. He told me you have to believe the warts will go away. They disappeared in 2 weeks. He was suppose to pass that down to one of his daughters. He died before passing it down.

I would love to know how to do this. Does anyone know?

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May 1, 2009, 12:00 PM
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Actually, what Jesus did was spit on the ground to make mud, put the mud on the blind man's eyes and he was able to see
So what you're saying is...

...some people are worshiping the wrong thing? It's not Jesus, it's the mud?!?
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May 1, 2009, 12:11 PM
No, it's the "Jesus Mud." Could you imagine the market on that stuff? Jesus would be richer than Trump
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May 1, 2009, 12:12 PM
I am SO marketing this...

JESUS MUD. Cleanse yourself with this stuff and you'll be all holy like. Want to heal the sick, raise the dead, and turn water into wine? THIS IS FOR YOU!

...I feel like there's a special place in hell made just for people like me...
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May 1, 2009, 12:14 PM
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I am SO marketing this...

JESUS MUD. Cleanse yourself with this stuff and you'll be all holy like. Want to heal the sick, raise the dead, and turn water into wine? THIS IS FOR YOU!

...I feel like there's a special place in hell made just for people like me...
Yeah, I kind of feel like I'm teetering on blasphemy so I think I'll stop

EDIT: One more thing I thought of....who do you think Jesus would use to market the mud? Billy Mays of OxyClean fame, or Vince Schlomi from the ShamWow! and Slap Chop commercials?
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May 1, 2009, 12:28 PM
So can we use healing spit for other ailments too?
Cancer.
Herpes.
Dry Scalp.
Diaper Rash.
Dumb@ssedness.

Just curious.

**I'm still grossed out that someone would let another person put spit on them and it believe it healed.
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May 1, 2009, 12:37 PM
I'm pretty sure if Jesus can not only cure death but beat it Himself, cancer won't be an issue.
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May 1, 2009, 12:40 PM
But we still don't know the special chant!

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May 1, 2009, 06:51 PM
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I have to wonder if this spit method works on birth marks

I've heard it does Alty , just depends on how long you've had them
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May 1, 2009, 07:04 PM
I tried spitting in my girlfriends face to get her to stop nagging me, but it didn't work, I need the chant, please! Someone, hurry up!
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May 1, 2009, 07:06 PM


I told my son to spit on his spelling test so he would get a 100%.....All he got was a paddling from the principal.
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