And that joke reminds me of this one.
A Texan moved up to Canada to get away from the crowds
And get closer to nature .
The first bar he goes into he has a few and starts bragging
About how everything in Texas was bigger or better and the men were tougher.
Local people put up with it for a time but it got to be too much.
So after a small discussion among themselves ,
One of the biggest dudes there walked over to
The Texan and said ,
"Around here a man is not considered a man unless he can
Drink 5 bottles of whiskey,
Make love to 3 women,
Then beat up a grizzly bear. "
The Texan says, " I can do that."
"The whiskey s at the bar ', replied the local.
He drinks the whiskey , then stumbles out of the bar.
Good Ridence. He is gone.
Two hours later the Texan stumbles back into bar.
He looks like he had been dragged through cactus.
"What the hell happened to you? " the local said as he approached
I'l tell yeah as soon as I fight those women you want me to fight.