Hello:

In all these years, the sum total of my wisdom can be summed up in six words: you got to have cake in the house.

You?

excon

I'm but a senior, but I think i'll stick ound to see what other words of wisdom I can learn. I like yours :)

Senior as in Spanish, right?

Surely we aren't referring to the 'aged to perfection' variety.

Hello justy:

That's all I got. I been looking around, and that's it...

excon

Hello justy:

That's all I got. I been looking around, and that's it...

excon

::clears throat::

Surely we aren't referring to the 'aged to perfection' variety.Hello Justy:

Are you telling me that watching my face sag is perfection?

excon

Hello Justy:

Are you telling me that watching my face sag is perfection?

excon

Yep, that is exactly what I am saying. ;)
Even the drooping counterparts - perfection. :p

Sorry, Exy, I appear to have killed your thread, I do swear that I showered and I love Spanish men. :D

Hello again, Justy:

Don't you worry. I don't think it was going anywhere.

Pero, yo soy latino - mas or menos - especialemente en los partes que es mucho importante..

excon

Son partes latina más impresionante que aquellos americanos?

Hello again, Justy:

Yo sey. Quiere averlo mis partes grandisimos?

excon

PS> I hope I'm saying what I THINK I'm saying.

I don't know averlar?

I don't know averlar?Hi Justy:

Look?

Ex

Voy a tener que echar un vistazo. Apuesto a que son bastante impresionantes. Usted ha dicho que usted tiene las manos why los pies grandes, ¿no?

Hello again, justy:

Mis manos why pies? No.... Otros partes muy mas importante.... But, I'm getting into trouble. I've probably promised you my fortune, haven't I?

excon

Sólo si su joyas de la familia son realmente su fortuna.

Hello again, Justy:

I learned my Spanish in a Mexican Jail. I'm one of those who can say more'n he can understand.... I understand words like, pinchy policia, and chinga su madre better'n realmente.

But, you can have my fortuna, por que my fortuna sispolay.

Preso

Lets just say the key words were family, jewels, fortune. :)

Hello again, Justy:

Orily pues.... Mis joyas familias, eh? Entiendo esta. My gusta mis joyas. Son buenos...

Ex

It's turned into like our own private Spanish playroom.

Hola otra vez, Hoosti:

Que paso con tigo. Si, es solamenta un quarto para tu why yo. Que romatico. Dame un besso. Right here. I mean aqui. Tu es muy bonito.

Ex

Ok, Exie, in order of importance:

1. Toilet paper.
2. Coffee.
3. Coffee creamer.

Everything else is moot when you get old.

Hi twink:

I CAN'T deny it... But, after you take care of your business, what'rya going to dunk in your creamed coffee?

excon

I don't know. Have to wake up first before I can consider even making an important decision like that! Gosh.... That's a real toughie. I don't wake up for at least an hour after I open my eyes in the morning and then I have to toss down at least 2 cups of motor oil coffee.

What came to my mind immediately was:

"Don't $hit in your own backyard".

I have no idea why I thought that in response to excon's post ...... Late in the day .... Need a drink....

Hello G

I think you got it. My BEST thoughts slam into my head just as soon as I've emptied it of "important" stuff.

excon

Uh, what do I dunk in my coffee? I tried cake but that melts into a big mass of goo. Then I tried cheesecake and that, too, melts into a mass of goo. The only thing that holds up being dunked really is stale donuts.

What do YOU dunk in your motor oil coffee in the morning, Exie, dear? May you can give me an idea of what I've been missing all these years.

What do YOU dunk in your motor oil coffee in the morning, Exie, dear? G'morning, twink:

I LOVE Crispy Creme glazed doughnuts... They're soft and gushie, and they sweeten the coffee just perfectly.... But, don't tell anybody. It'll ruin my street cred.

Ex

PS> They're ALMOST like cake.