iAMfromHuntersBar
Aug 13, 2008, 05:37 AM
A son asks his Dad what the difference between 'Theoretically' and 'Reaslitically' is.
His Dad says;
"Go and ask your Mum if she'd sleep with the milkman for a million pounds!"
So he does, and his Mum says she would!
He tells his Dad this;
"Now" he says "Go and ask your sister if she would sleep with the postman for two millions pounds!"
So he does, and to his surprise she also says she would!
He comes back again and, looking puzzled, relays this information back to his Dad;
"Well there you go son" he replies "That's your answer theoretically we're sitting on 3 million quid, but realistically we're living with two tarts!"
:D
His Dad says;
"Go and ask your Mum if she'd sleep with the milkman for a million pounds!"
So he does, and his Mum says she would!
He tells his Dad this;
"Now" he says "Go and ask your sister if she would sleep with the postman for two millions pounds!"
So he does, and to his surprise she also says she would!
He comes back again and, looking puzzled, relays this information back to his Dad;
"Well there you go son" he replies "That's your answer theoretically we're sitting on 3 million quid, but realistically we're living with two tarts!"
:D