Medical Care in North Dakota

.A doctor in Bismarck wanted to get off work and go hunting,
so he approached his assistant.
'Ole, I am goin huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic.
I want you to take care of the clinic and take
. care of all my patients'. 'Yes, sir!' answers
.Ole.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day
. and asks: 'So, Ole, how was your day?' Ole told him
. that he took care of three patients.;
.
. 'The first one had a headache so I gave him
.TYLENOL.'
.'Bravo, Mate, and the second one?' asks the
. doctor.
.
. 'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him
.MAALOX, sir,' says Ole. Bravo, bravo! You're good
. at this and what about the third one?' asks the doctor.
.
. 'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens
.and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself,
. taking off everything including her bra and her panties
. and lies down on the table and shouts: HELP ME - I
. haven't seen a man in over two years!!
.
. Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, what did you do?' asks
.the doctor.
.
.' I put drops in her eyes.'.

Ha Ha... poor Ole :rolleyes:

Yep poor ole.