Polish Divorce

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect,

They got along very well
Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a Divorce for him.
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and a half a nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It is made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a grudge?
No, we have a carport, and not need one.
I mean, what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland.
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Why do you want this divorce?
She is going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She is going to poison me. She bought a bottle
At a drugstore and put it on shelf inBathroom.
I can read, and it says
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"Polish Remover"

Love it!
... and to think I almost passed this up cause I thought it was somebody WANTING a Polish divorce... until I saw it was by you.

Ahhh, it's all how the word's pronounced. Very funny. I liked it.

LOL!! That was so good!!

My mother is Japanese and came to Australia when she was 17... she is a very funny lady, just like this Polish man! Lol

Ha Ha... nice one Tal :)

Great joke :)