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friend4u178
Jul 21, 2008, 10:50 PM
A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and
Things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.

One woman lost it completely.

She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too young to die,'
She cried. Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on
Earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me
feel like a WOMAN?'
For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman
In the front of the plane. Then the man from Australia stood up in the rear of
The plane.

He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and Deep Blue eyes.

Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went,
One button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled
Across his chest. She gasped...

Then, he spoke...


'Iron this -- and then get me a beer.'

softbalgrl1331
Jul 22, 2008, 06:56 AM
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Didn't like this one so much
Hmmmmm... I wonder why??

;)

twinkiedooter
Jul 22, 2008, 02:32 PM
Yup, an Aussie would definitely know how to make a woman feel like a woman... loved it!

frangipanis
Jul 22, 2008, 04:11 PM
Haha! Lol

jessebearz
Sep 4, 2008, 03:29 AM
I'm aussie and this joke is NOT right!!
(aussie men don't know what a iron is! Lol :p)

adam_89
Dec 6, 2008, 09:52 AM
I have heard that one before but it is still great!