friend4u178
Jul 9, 2008, 07:29 PM
There once was a religious young woman who went to
Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she
Said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
The priest said, "Confess your sins and be
forgiven."
The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made
mad passionate love to me seven times."
The priest thought long and hard and then said,
"Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink
the juice ."
The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my
sins?"
The priest said, "No, but it will wipe that smile
off of your face."
Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she
Said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
The priest said, "Confess your sins and be
forgiven."
The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made
mad passionate love to me seven times."
The priest thought long and hard and then said,
"Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink
the juice ."
The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my
sins?"
The priest said, "No, but it will wipe that smile
off of your face."