UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
Your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a
Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car
Break down in the parking lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car
In the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near
The car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding
From under the chassis.

Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private
Parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment,
She dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked
Everything back into place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself
Staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however,
Had to have three stitches in his forehead.

If the question is:
"What do you do when you have no clean underwear to put on for a trip to Wal-Mart?"
I suggest that wearing underwear of whatever kind is available might be smart!


And did the wife have to have resuscitation?

Thanks for the funny report. It was good for a laugh here. Might be able to re-schedule my next therapy session!

Just stay away from Walmart, and therapy may not be needed! LOLOL! ;)

Where I live, Wal-Mart is therapy!

You may have to slowly break your addiction then. Don't go too fast. Start with K-mart, then slowly go to Target, then if you think you can handle plumber butt, go to Home Depot! I sure hope my advice here has been helpful!! LOL!

I don't know if I can go to sleep anytime soon after all that laughing! I may have to check to see if Wal-Mart is open all night. K-Mart is just up the street, but they close at night. Target is 50 miles, and Home Depot applies their door-securing hardware "after hours."

But wear ever I go, I will surely plan to be fully dressed down under to the skin. Not only that, but I will take the vehicle most unlikely to require repairs in the parking lot!

And I will leave my wife at home!

Well if you really want to go the route of immersion therapy, then this may be best! Avert your eyes while walking through the parking lot, and get a cart so the greeters know you are there to mean business! You can also use your cart as a diversion when you have to return to the parking lot! Make sure you have your wife on speed dial!