A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach in
Mexico.

As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of
The women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he asked his
Mother why.


She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.

"
The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but
Returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger
Things than his dad does.


She replies, "The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is.

"
Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean
To play.


Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells
His mother:
"Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the
Longer he talks, the dumber he gets

ROFL!!

That's hilarious!!

Poor kid, huh? Thanks, I am still giggling!

LOL!! Me too!

Lmao

That is flipping great!

This just TOTALLY made my day!
Haha

OMG, that is sooo funny man I'm going to quoat that one!
I can't stop laughing!

I know... oh goodness, can you imagine? Sheesh!
My tummy hurt yesterday when I saw this mail. I couldn't gather myself!

LMAO... one of your best starty pants :)

So, do you get these in emails?

Oddly enough... I got this in an email from a close friend today ;) LOL

It is hilarious!!

Yes, my friend sends me at least two to five daily... getting themis part of my good morning!;)
RP... oddly enough huh?

EDIT::::
Momma, I can add you to that mailing list at any time;)

I get those sometimes, but they aren't jokes, they are cute...

I'm way too dumb to get it. Duh.

Love it Starty, and to add on to the nude beach theme.

Q: Who's the most popular man at a nudest colony?

A: the man who can carry a dozen donuts and two coffees.

Q: Who's the most popular woman at a nudest colony?

A: The woman who can eat all twelve donuts and down the coffees afterwards. :)

Sorry, it's hubby's joke. ;)

Oh my...

Now M, tell me it wasn't at least a little bit funny. :)

LOL... it was very funny :)

And now I'm craving donuts. Okay, now that was bad, sorry, had to be done. Back to the corner I go.

::hangs head in shame, stands in corner, sobs, cries, mmmm, a candy, never mind. :)

And now I'm craving donuts. Okay, now that was bad, sorry, had to be done. Back to the corner I go.

::hangs head in shame, stands in corner, sobs, cries, mmmm, a candy, never mind. :)

LMAO... oh dear , mental images :D

Bad Alty!!

You know it M, I thought that's what you like about me. ;)

Okay, good Alty now, or so-so Alty anyway, I'll never be completely good, it's not in my genes. :)

O M G! Your avitar... HOLY CRAP ALTY!