A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

'I don't want to know,' the child said, bursting into tears. 'Promise me you won't tell me.'

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy sobbed, 'When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.


At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.


When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.


If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really have sex , I'll have nothing left to live for.'

That's a good one made me n my mate laugh

Ha! Good.

O my goodness that was funny. I always knew telling your son that Santa didn't exist made him grow up faster.

Yikes, this hit close to home, I just told my 9 year old that the tooth fairy and mommy were one and the same. Crap, now I'm in for it. ;)

I like it.

Lol

Hahaha, Friend, I like this one too!! Nothing to live for... LMAO