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friend4u178
Apr 15, 2008, 07:39 PM
Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of

Non-living objects are actually either male or female.

Here are some examples:


FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.


PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.


TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated


HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.


SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.


WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.


TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.


EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.


HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.


THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

Da Bigchamp
Apr 16, 2008, 01:18 PM
Women...


They're everywhere...

And that's not necessarily a bad thing

softbalgrl1331
Apr 18, 2008, 02:55 PM
Loved the remote control- LOL!

George_1950
Apr 18, 2008, 03:30 PM
Thanks!

startover22
Apr 18, 2008, 10:19 PM
Heehee! Frined, I can always rely on you for a good laugh:)