How old are you?

(There are none BTW. You are stuck with what your parents gave you in the genetic lottery. Sorry.)

No pills, no magic machine

Find some bees... stick your willy in the nest...


It will get nice and big for a while...

I'd recommend finding a medicine that makes your hands smaller instead!

It'll at least look bigger then.

Sorry dude, you're stuck with what God gave you.

It's not about size, it's how you use it. Or so I've heard I wouldn't know! ;)

Don't take those pills as advertised on TV as they don't work. And for heaven's sake do not purchase one of those enlarge your penis pumps!! The use of these pumps can actually permanently damage your penis! Your penis is made up of very delicate tissue and once it is "exploded" or artificially enlarged it can be permanently damaged. Then you'll really have a horrible problem on your hands.

Tequilla. Also makes you handsome, rich, bulletproof and invisible.