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Those little moments
Asked Mar 26, 2010, 04:55 PM
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30 Answers Just to lighten things up, how about sharing those silly little moments that just aren't quite as romantic as they could have been. (nothing too graphic) Here's a recent one of mine - wandering around, in the 'afterglow', feeling like a sexy minx, - realising there's a tissue stuck to my foot ahem...  |
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| Having a 9 year old ask you about your sex life. It doesn't matter when they ask, it's still awkward and hard to get out of your head later. | ||||
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| Having sex with someone and then having a parent walk in. And the weird wet smacking noise that happens when you both get sweaty while having sex among other sweaty sex noises just makes me feel awkward and its a turn off | ||||
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| When your girlfriend has very large breast and is on top saying Suck those cow utters! I couldn't keep going I just cracked up to bad. When she sits down too hard and is not aiming well... That stopped it right there. Pulling down your underwear and tripping whilst knocking shelves down and waking the kids up. Might have still happened if the kids didn't wake up. Speaking of kids, Squeek, Squeek, Squeek, Bang, Bang, Bag, knock, knock, knock......."Mom, I can't sweep...." I'm just sitting there red faced thinking, I wonder why.... | ||||
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| Reminds me of when the kids were small and our son came in during the middle of the night and said, 'stop bouncing on the bed - I'm trying to sleep and I'm not allowed!' | ||||
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This reminded me - my late husband's daughter is referred to as the Hippy Dippy Daughter. She moved from NY to California (and is currently in about her 3 year of a 6 month massage therapist school, but I digress). She could NEVER get the time change straight and the conversations went like this AT 2AM: "Hi, is Dad there?" "It's 2AM." "Really?" "Yes." "Well, if you're 3 hours behind me and it's 11 here then it it's 8 there." "No, California is behind NY. It's 11 there and 2 here." "Really?" "Yes." "Okay, well, I'll call back." Next weekend, repeat above. Over and over and over. | ||||
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| This was when I was with the Ex-wife. Apparently in the middle of the night, when I was half to three quarters asleep I wake her up with some awesome foreplay and really getting into it. When it finally came to the time to insert tab A into slot B, I turned over said I was to tired and fell back asleep completely. Didn't get much for about a month after that. | ||||
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| I have repeatedly asked my daughter to knock before entering the bedroom or bathroom. Some doors need locks! She walks in and then remembers... The other day my husband and I were having a before-work quickie in the powder room. In she walked, she shrieked, slammed the door and retreated to another bathroom. Now though, there are timid knocks whenever she finds a closed door. So I guess it worked. | ||||
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| Best friends story. Had a girlfriend who had a boyfriend. She decided to service him outside behind the house. Guess the real boyfriend knew something was going on cause he knew just where to look and snuck up behind them. One side had a privacy fence and the other escape route would have been clear if he had gone that way. Instead, without looking he turns and runs pants still down head long into an oak tree. He fell back dazed and hit the ground. Real boyfriend grabbed him by the back of the shirt and drug his butt out of the yard still with pants down. Friend got to road, pulled his britches up and scrambled out of there like a bat out of heck. Worst part, the friend got beat up three days later by same guy who ultimately (not immediately) left the cheating you know what. | ||||
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| My all time favorite, hubby and I sweaty and naked on the bed, the blankets on the floor, our bedroom looking like a war just took place and then hearing a little voice say "Are you done yet? I want a glass of water".  | ||||
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| Going for it on a sunny day near an isolated beach on a grassy spot under some trees. Bliss. Silence. Lust. Suddenly, to my horror, a huge, hairy slobbering dog jumps on us and starts licking our faces and generally being extremely friendly - we were all loved up and so was he! | ||||
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