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Home > Family & People > Adult Sexuality   »   how to talk very dirty to my man

 
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Old Jun 29, 2007, 02:22 AM
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how to talk very dirty to my man

need some ideas on very dirty and naughty things to say to my man, on what i would like to do to him, where and how....im not that creative......
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Old Jun 29, 2007, 02:48 AM   #2  
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Go and rent some adult videos. Some of the plots may be corny but the language is there.

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talaniman agrees: Good suggestion, and practice in front of a mirror to get it right.
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Old Jun 29, 2007, 03:42 AM   #3  
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Thats a rough one...the same thing won't work the same for two different women. #1 it has to be something you are comfortable with, #2 start by just being pretty graphic with what you want to do and how you want it done....while being very coy about it unless he is the type that enjoys the really aggressive type woman.

You can be very graphic AND be either coy and demure or aggressive and assertive all in your tone of voice and body language.
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Old Jun 29, 2007, 05:07 AM   #4  
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Say what you mean, and mean what you say, in a graphically honest way.

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Clough agrees: I like that!
PixieMama agrees: Yes! And...remember to have that seductive look in your eyes and tone in your voice. It really does make a difference.
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Old Jun 29, 2007, 05:11 AM   #5  
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Hello black:

Well, instead of politely saying "Darling, when you have a moment, could you please increase your efforts", you could say, "Sock it to me, baby!!".

I know that wasn't very graphic, but this IS a PG rated site.

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shygrneyzs agrees: Grins. That brings to mind the "sock it me" from the old "Laugh-In"
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Old Jun 29, 2007, 06:05 AM   #6  
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Hello.

Say what cums into your mind at the time, don't plan it. Its not the words, its the lust in your voice that makes it exciting for him. Use street names for all the body parts, that always makes it seem kinky.

Along with the words you need to make your moves more direct as in a kiss is harder then normal, when you move your body do it in jerky deep movements.

Have Fun
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Old Jul 1, 2007, 07:45 PM   #7  
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need some ideas on very dirty and naughty things to say to my man, on what i would like to do to him, where and how....im not that creative......
if you are having problems talking to ur man then put it in writing sweetie men love naughty notes.tell him everything you want to do with him in detail leave nothing out trust me it even makes the sex better!!

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Clough agrees: I agree about the notes thing!
mango7777 agrees: Notes are GREAT. Every so often i put a really kinky note/letter in my husbands lunch-A General Contractor, and when he finds it, he calls me up and I can see the big SMILE from his voice. Notes keep IT alive from afar.
Skrypt agrees: oh boy!
Smiley5 agrees: Notes are AWESOME for women too!
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Old Jul 1, 2007, 09:35 PM   #8  
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I agree with Dennis777, it not what you say it is how you say it. And be honest guys, don't most words whispered in your ear turn you on?

Truck, power tools................. lol

Example, you can read a newspaper to a baby in a soft quiet voice and it will put it to sleep.

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asking agrees: I think it was, "Blow in my ear and I'll follow you anywhere." :)
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Send him a letter, put it on his car, make him lunch & stick it in his lunch box. You know what you wannato do to him so tell him. I am sure he would like this. He can read it over and over all day long. edit sorry snapper , guess I did not read the thread through before I posted
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Old Jul 10, 2007, 10:09 PM   #10  
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I agree with Dennis777, it not what you say it is how you say it. And be honest guys, don't most words whispered in your ear turn you on?

Truck, power tools................. lol

Example, you can read a newspaper to a baby in a soft quiet voice and it will put it to sleep.

"Passport"~ from the movie Sneakers, Robert Redford is in it. Made me laugh.~
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