Hello:

As I write this, I'm sitting on the most beautiful beach in the world. I am one lucky guy, let me tell you...

However, as I look around, I see lots and lots of ladies with fake knockers. I mean, they're everywhere. I know they're fake cause they're still standing up when she's lying down.

I dunno about you, but they don't turn me on - not a bit. I like REAL horseflesh... I guess they must turn SOME people on though, cause they're all over the damn beach.

I admit to being out of the mainstream. How far out am I? If you're a guy, do you like 'em? If you're not, do you own a pair?

excon

Stringer

I have always been a breast connoisseur, an honor earned over many years.

Although the whole appearance of the woman is what is sexy and cute I have to admit that it is hard looking into a women's eyes when she has beautiful breasts, they have always been what gets me started.....

Altenweg

Ah Stringer, a bit of insight. But, does it matter whether fake or real?

Stringer

Yep...no do not particularly like fake, although I do realize that there are some good reasons for having them.

That being said; to me there is NOTHING sexier than real boobs on a proportioned woman.

I think Excon got it right; sized just right, jiggle a little, and kinda defy gravity a little. They don't have to point to heaven, and most any shape is fine... many, many, many, many shapes...Stringer slaps himself back to reality...it was definitely fun exploring-of course that was when I was single Marta)

friend4u178

Excon
Good question , I would have to go with your opinion and say I definately prefer natural breasts , theres just that..................uhmmmmm feel to them if you know what I mean

Having said that I have admired many fake breasts as well (in magazines of course)

Couldn't resist posting this little funny as well..............................

A married man decides he's going to give his wife a special surprise by buying her a bra. He nervously enters a lingerie shop, but the girls take charge and help him.

'What colour do you want?' they ask. He settles for white.

'How much do your bras cost?' he asks. 'They're all $20' say the girls.

All that remains is the bra size, but he hasn't the faintest idea.

'OK,' say the girls, 'are they the size of melons, coconuts, grapefruits oranges or apples?' 'No,' he replies, 'nothing like that.'

'Come on, sir - there must be something your wife's bust resembles.'

He thinks long and hard before suddenly realising what they look like.

'Tell me, have you ever seen a cocker spaniel's ears?'

kp2171

im in my special, happy place now. =)

thanks momma.

talaniman

I'm a booty man, but like any real man, I'll take whatever they bring to the table.

Altenweg

My hubby always says, anything more than a handful is a waste, thank God he has big hands.

Miss Sparkle

Boobs look nice when they are natural, if the girl is lying down and her boobs are upright it just looks bizarre

Chameleon

i feel sorry for anyone who's a DD, im a C/D cup (depends on the bra) and they ALWAYS get in the way...but my Hubby likes them, so i guess they stay. and whats the deal with underwires in bras? they hurt! and Hubby hates fake boobs too.

DMA

I love little A cup boobs way more than big fake ones. Small perky boobs are the best.