Hello:

As I write this, I'm sitting on the most beautiful beach in the world. I am one lucky guy, let me tell you...

However, as I look around, I see lots and lots of ladies with fake knockers. I mean, they're everywhere. I know they're fake cause they're still standing up when she's lying down.

I dunno about you, but they don't turn me on - not a bit. I like REAL horseflesh... I guess they must turn SOME people on though, cause they're all over the damn beach.

I admit to being out of the mainstream. How far out am I? If you're a guy, do you like 'em? If you're not, do you own a pair?

excon

Altenweg

Come now boys, are you telling me that a perky pair of hooters doesn't get you stirred up? I wouldn't want fake, and most of the guys I know say they wouldn't either, but they still drool when a girl with big fake hooters walks by. Is it a case of "It's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there?" Be honest boys, someone out there has to tip the scale and say they prefer fake. Who's it going to be?

plonak

I have to admit, I don't have very big breasts, but I really like them I would never get implants... it would look funny on me anyways considering I'm petite..

you know light push up bras work wonders, it helps to give me a little more where it's needed. I'm very happy with what the good Lord blessed me with!

excon

Hello again, alty:

I guess it goes back to our primal instincts... I remember my first encounter with fake boobs. I was a young tyke and very impressionable. I had this chick with the nicest set of honkers I'd ever seen... But, when I reached inside her blouse, I found the orange in a sock thing that smoothy described....

Upon feeling that hard rock inside where it should have been soft warm flesh... well, whatever ardor I had, soon departed... And, I haven't been able to work up any ardor for fake's to this day.

I don't even think they look good. They just kind of sit there like frogs on a lillypad. They don't jiggle or nothing... I like a little jiggling..

excon

Altenweg

Orange in the sock, well, it's better than kleenex.



Talk about unnatural.

michealb

Real or fake I don't really care. If a woman was asking my advice I would say leave them natural unless there is something wrong with them (misshapen,one much bigger than the other) There is nothing wrong with small ones.

By the way Excon what beach are you on? Or at least give us a general idea.

excon

Hello michealb:

I'm in Mazatlan, Sinaloa, Mexico. This is the city I got busted in 30 years ago. Their beach is better than their jail.

excon

PS> (edited) ok.... Make that 40 years ago... Jeez!

Altenweg

And now I'm curious, whatever did you get busted for in Mexico, not that it's hard to do, can't they put you away for jaywalking?

Hope you're having fun excon, fake boobs, real boobs, whatever, a vacation is a vacation.

RustyFairmount

No such thing as bad boobs. Big, small, asymmetrical, giant areola, eraser nipple, perky, saggy, saline, silicone, au-natural, whatever. They're all good. All that matters is if the woman is comfortable with them.

Skell

Im with you ex. im a boob man but i dont like the look ,dont like the feel, I just dont like em one bit. One experience with them and it was terrible. She had that many rules for them it wasnt funny.

Synnen

So I just looked up how much it would cost to get 'em lifted.

I'll stick with my not-quite-perky-anymore but real boobs.